KOKO UK

Get the tent out of the shed, unfurl with a loud swoosh in the front room, pick up one million tiny pieces of various festival fields of the U.K. Try and remember where the you left the sleeping bag and start to make a list in your mind Ray Mears, would be proud of. Think of a mate who might be playing that can get you in. Look up some train times, start to imagine the journey, shiver, do you even own a sleeping bag ? Walk around the flat proudly flicking a torch on and off. Print out the running order. Stare at the running order and wonder what kind of demented throwback would put these kind of mis matched bands together? Lose the torch, find one left wellie and a scrunched up running order from ten years ago in the corner of the tent. Stand in mild shock as the realization floods over you, that it's the same list of bands in a different order. Check the weather forecast, roll up the tent, put it back in the shed.

Get the KOKO newsletter, see that Guilty Pleasures is in the house Sat 27th, buy four tickets. Get a text from your drummer mate, telling you that they are now headlining and where the hell are you? Text him back form the middle of the Guilty Pleasures dance floor, aksing him if it's raining.

Ted in a white tight suit.